Top 5 hottest NFL players (according to my brother)

Any man who doesn't have an opinion on this should probably just check his insecurities. Man crushes are cool guys - sometimes you wanna be them - sometimes you wish you looked like them - sometimes you're just jealous - whatever the reason it's totally cool to admit that a dude is good looking. In celebration of that, I asked my brother who the hottest men in the NFL were. Here's what he had to say.... 

5. Blake Bortles: unless he takes his hat off, bc he's bald. 

First off baby bro. some women are into that - so let's just go with Blake Bortles, bc he's ruggedly handsome. Also a total every man's man. If you've never seen the man in an interview, look it upppp. He's hilarous and super down to earth. 

Plays for: The Jacksonville Jaguars, Quarterback

4. Danny Amendola: apparently no explanation necessary. 

Plays for: The Miami Dolphins, Wide Receiver (previously, the New England Patriots)

3. Julian Edelman: steroids are hot. 

Clearly we're being sarcastic here. Steroids are lame. Also, to be clear, he was caught taking PEDs, which he got from Tommy B's doc - take that how you will. Edelman is, however, a fine specimen of a man so I'll allow it. 

Plays for: The New England Patriots, Wide Receiver

2. Eric "Big Dick" Decker

We're not making any assumptions here. Back in 2016 after a TNF (Thursday Night Football ) touchdown, his country singer wife posted a selfie on snapchat with the caption "Touchdown Big Dick Decker!". So, if you're into good looking men AND like knowing that he's likely well endowed, he could be the guy for you. 

Plays for: The New England Patriots, Wide Receiver (previously the NY Jets)

1. Jimmy G: the dude just f*!ked a pornstar

Oh Jimmy G (Garoppolo). The man all SF fans think is their saving grace. His face certainly could make even the saddest Cleveland fan smile. While I disagree with my brother's reasoning for choosing the guy, I do agree with the pick. 

Plays for: The San Francisco 49ers, Quarterback (previously the New England Patriots)

My brother would like it known that he has specifically left Brady off this list. 

I would like to point out the fact that of the 6 men mentioned, only one of them does not currently or did not at one point play for the New England Patriots. What are you trying to say baby bro? At least that explain why they're all white... 

I would also like to add my own honorable mentions to this list... bc who doesn't love more attractive men? 

DeSean Jackson: Good looking AND all about his son. Hot dad anyone?

Clay Matthews: The long hair may throw some people, but come on? The guy is a beefcake AND hilarious. Have you seen him in Pitch Perfect 2?? Pride of Wisconsin.. YES. 

Antonio Brown: Have you seen that smile??